Posted 27 minutes ago

"Aw man what stuff is on TV today?"
“Nope. Nope. Nop-? ….Bre-B-B-BREAKFAST CLUUUUUUUUB!”

Posted 47 minutes ago

One of the employees in another department was telling me about this guy who paid with a $100 bill for a $1.77 purchase.

Posted 51 minutes ago

caligue:

crazed-and-confused:

bigdoggles:

how is that even related

this movie has that same man swallow a boneless glob-chicken whole and that’s what you have an issue with? 

My dad was watching Noah the other day, and he took issue with the abundance of steel weapons the descendants of Cain had in their possession, as steel was invented later on.

(Source: senj0ugahara)

Posted 55 minutes ago

I popped the Garzey’s Wing DVD into my computer and as soon as I put my headphones on, I just hear “AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!”

Posted 4 hours ago

I remembered something funny about Tuesday. 

Two of my coworkers walked through the breakroom, the offices, and half the store with their nametags upside down and no one bothered to say anything about it.

Also there was this little kid who was complaining about some of the clothes her mom’s friend was buying and while I scanning them, she reached over and pushed a shirt off the counter and into the cashier’s area. It was the funniest thing to me, I don’t even know why. 

Posted 7 hours ago
Posted 18 hours ago

I hear a lot of people complain about their retail job, but I actually really like mine. I don’t really run into rude people(yet), and though it’s kinda obvious that my supervisor doesn’t exactly like me, my coworkers are friggin’ awesomeee. I even met some people from the other departments and they’re cool too!

Posted 22 hours ago
Posted 1 day ago

the-sunshine-in-the-dark:

broccoliavenger:

meulins-choice-ass:

87daysbefore:

me: 

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you:

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Lemon is someone out  theres favorite.

thats the most uplifting thing ive read all day

Haha jokes on you because I hate strawberry starbursts.

And I like lemon starburst.

Posted 1 day ago

I was suddenly reminded of the several times I fell asleep to Professor Layton and the Curious Village’s Puzzle Theme when I was stuck on a puzzle. It’d still be playing when I woke up. Ah nostalgia…