It is the best goddamned thing you’ve seen all day.
Say hello to the Infinite Jukebox, an experiment in looping songs. See those curves cutting through the circle? What this bad boy does is analyze the song for similar beats and sounds, then randomly skips between said beats forever.
Yes, you heard me. Forever. With this piece of musical genius, you can literally play the same song for as long as you want - It will create the song that never ends.
Back in my sophomore year of high school I broke my arm. It was a fracture by the elbow so they couldn’t cast it or I wouldn’t be able to move my arm after it healed.
Apparently drinking a ton of milk back in middle school made my bones surpringly strong so I healed in less than half the time they claimed I would take(they still kept me out of gym that entire time which I was angry about because we were rollarblading and playing my favorite sport).
So after two days with the sling I went crazy ‘cause I annoyed that my arm was so confined. For the rest of the month it took me to heal I didn’t use it since I was okay as long as I didn’t move my arm too much and people were calling me a liar since apparently if you don’t have some sort of indicator, you’re not hurt.
for chinese new year they get all these famous actors and comedians together and they do a lil show and one of the comedians was like “i was in a hotel in america once and there was a mouse in my room so i called reception except i forgot the english word for mouse so instead i said ‘you know tom and jerry? jerry is here’