Posted 1 week ago


Pokemon Cards that tell stories

Posted 1 week ago


sorry had to.

Posted 2 weeks ago


In a video game there would definitely be something hidden behind this wall

Posted 2 weeks ago



back to school commercials


back to school commercials after graduation


back to school commercials when you work in the kids’ department

Posted 2 weeks ago

Ah shit son, I completely forgot that Robin Williams was in one of my favorite music-themed movies, August Rush! How the hell did I forget that???

Posted 2 weeks ago

Can anyone tell me what a typical club budget is? There’s this crowdfunding campaign going on right now to keep a friend of mine’s club afloat after their funding was cut.

They’re asking for $250,000.

Posted 2 weeks ago
Posted 2 weeks ago

Huh, so I just realized how mysogynistic(is that a word) my mom is. Always telling me that I can’t carry heavy stuff because I’m a girl and that I won’t be able to give birth to children if I keep trying to carry 40+ lbs stuff like the music equipment and water softener bags.

One, I’ve BEEN carrying that heavy stuff for years now.

Two, I don’t even want kids. I don’t even want to get married. I’ve always preferred the option of adopting if I ever want a child.

Posted 2 weeks ago
  1. Mom: Oh my god it's 10AM. Get up already and do some work!
  2. Me: Mom, I just worked seven straight days of 6.5 hour shifts, breaking two labor laws in the process and working on my day-off. You work one day a week, an 8 hour shift, and spend the rest of the week complaining about being sore from your job. YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO TELL ME TO WAKE UP. ESPECIALLY WHEN I HAVE THIS KNEE BRACE ON AND MY ANKLE WRAPPED IN AN ACE BANDAGE.
Posted 2 weeks ago






In Seattle, Washington, an aged and allegedly “haunted” coke machine has been in the same spot for over fifteen years, but despite its outward appearance the machine is fully functional. In fact, the machine has always worked. Some of the drinks it dispenses are normal Coke products, but some are products that are no longer on the market and don’t exist any more. Some of the buttons are labeled as a “mystery” and give a random product when pushed. The business closest to it, a locksmith, state that they have never witnessed anyone restocking the machine at any time, No one ever has, and the mystery of it has attracted tons of people to test out the machine for themselves. It’s also pretty interesting to note that the prices for the sodas have risen over time, recently being from 55 cents to 75. I guess ghost machines have to pay the bills somehow.

I just looked it up and this is apparently real, what the hell

if this is real i’m going who’s with me

i was just fucking in seattle god dammit